Here's A Refresher Course ....
(Didn't the Professor say this exact same thing to Gilligan??)

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
(I'd love to think that 6 times would more than suffice...)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. (There you have it, KingSausage. Well, damn...and I just convinced him to take a donkey to San Francisco instead, too...)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
(Which means that if you fall asleep while watching TV, you're really exercising..)

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
(Until then, they get their older brother to get accorns for them...)
(The second was Campbell's Althom Soup...)

(I always suspected that guy was a little "funny"...)



(That explains the Starbucks Apple Stand I spotted on the way to work...)

(The rest are made from Muse's sock drawer...)
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "MarlboroMan." (So did the first Marlboro smoker, I hear...)

(If all the mice I saw wore red shorts and talked like Micheal Jackson, I would be, too..! )


It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs. (Whew...that's good to know, huh?!)





Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

Now you know everything.Treat yourself to some inner peace everyday.
they are the sons and daughter of life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you
and though they are with you, yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts
for they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls
for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
K. Gibran
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